Thus this is my life
My name is Rachel and this is my favorite spot on the Citadel!

theatre major/responsible adult in the making/crazy cat lady

face-down-asgard-up:

"respect the dead"

not if they were horrible people

death doesn’t absolve you.

we all die. that doesn’t suddenly erase your history.

14,568 notes9.306:06 PM
Raising a child is like taking care of someone who’s on way too many shrooms, while you yourself are on a moderate amount of shrooms. I am not confident in my decisions, but I know you should not be eating a mousepad.

Ron Funches (via lazybookreviews)

I CAN’T EMPHASISE ENOUGH HOW ACCURATE THIS IS.

(via perfectlittleprince)

61,442 notes9.306:06 PM
Ah yes, the two most devastating of elements; fire…and orcs. —Party member after hearing that the castle town is under siege by orcs and fire (somehow unrelated)  (via outofcontextdnd)
source: outofcontextdnd
857 notes9.306:03 PM

I want to go do something this weekend

I need to get out and now that my weekends are free again I can enjoy myself

9.3012:36 PM
magog83:

Oh Britain.

magog83:

Oh Britain.

577 notes9.3012:35 PM

vault27:

"I don’t understand," the Vault Dweller said as droplets of rain fell from the sky,

With worry and confusion they began to wonder how much could the sky hold

"Would we all die from the leak?, Or can it be fixed, or maybe replaced?"

Still, they had spend all their life in a tunnel, 

And hadn’t realized, that also the rainbow that had graced the sky,

After the rain finished,

Was not the work of a machine.

source: vault27 via: thedandycrickette
35 notes9.3012:34 PM

sorry professor, I couldn’t complete my homework because I was having a existential crisis 

9.3012:18 PM

there are millions of people on this planet. all with their own lives and stories. and we all live on a giant rock that is spinning around an even bigger ball of flames and we’re surrounded by other rocks and flames and ice and a bunch of other shit. and on our rock we have different histories and cultures and memories and thinking about all this can really fuck a person up

1 note9.3012:16 PM

medschoolapplicant:

Today I’m wearing a nice dark shade of exhaustion under my eyes.

55,566 notes9.3012:02 PM
HERA: who is this
ZEUS: who is what
HERA: who is this naked youth
ZEUS: youre going to have to be more specific
HERA: the one at your feet
ZEUS: oh
him
what about him
HERA: where did he come from
ZEUS: where did any of us come from
you know?
could be from the sea
or my own head
or spit up by an angry snake
hard to tell
HERA: did you kidnap him for sex
ZEUS: what
no
what?
HERA: did he kidnap you for sex
ZEUS: no
he’s
my cup guy
this is Ganymede, Official Cup Holder
he holds the cups
HERA: really
ZEUS: youve been saying forever that we need a guy to hold all the cups we use
HERA: i’ve never said that
ZEUS: someones been saying it
i just thought id save us all a little trouble
HERA: why isn’t he holding any cups
ZEUS: what
HERA: if he’s the cup holder why doesn’t he have a cup to offer me
i’m thirsty
ZEUS: I’m
EARTHQUAKE
[ZEUS raises his hands and all of Mount Olympus begins to shake violently. HERA is trapped underneath a falling rock]
ZEUS: sorry babe
cant hear you over all this earthquake
Dirtbag Zeus on thetoast.net (via laurencombeferre)
6,859 notes9.3011:46 AM

tavr0ss:

"I Want A Cartoony Art Style but at the Same Time I Want A Realistic Style" - a song by me featuring fall out boy

source: spoopytavros via: geothebio
20,292 notes9.3011:45 AM
digg:

Now this is the future of fashion.

digg:

Now this is the future of fashion.

source: digg via: cheekilyflirtatious
22,574 notes9.3011:34 AM
polley-want-a-cracker:

The punny side of tumblr in a nutshell.

polley-want-a-cracker:

The punny side of tumblr in a nutshell.

2,957 notes9.3011:32 AM

goodolmoon:

rider-waite:

aconnormanning:

thecutestofthecute:

Please watch this video of a corgi on carousel and never be sad again.

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT VIDEO

the world is a beautiful place after all

meatball

source: youtube.com via: geothebio
31,996 notes9.3011:32 AM

plasteredd:

weloveshortvideos:

Asian girl does terrifyingly weird cup song

im pretty sure this is my life in one video

40,186 notes9.3011:31 AM