Family photo with Jo-Beth and her Band of Merry Garys
Bonus Naughty Sleepwear Charon (◡‿◡✿)
˙əɯıʇ ɐ ʇɐ ʎʇıɔ əuo ‘qɐɟ ƃuıʞool əlıɥʍ puɐləʇsɐʍ əɥʇ ƃuıʌɐs
today a customer asked me for a “medium whatever” and then got frustrated with me when i asked him what he meant
this is it
this is the post that 100% accurately describes working with the public
it always really bothered me when wait staff ignored me + my friends just because we were young bc we are all really respectful people but the assumption was that we wouldn’t tip
anyway so fast fowards to when i became a waitress and one day this group of scrubbyass kids came…
nine out of ten dentists recommend Colgate. the last one won’t stop recommending “the flesh of the innocent” and “thousands and thousands of skulls, staring, judging” and quite frankly we aren’t sure if he’s a real dentist or not
that boy you just called gay? well he is gay. he’s your boyfriend. both of you are gay. how do you keep forgetting this, jeffery
Drunk with the roomie
Watching Hannibal is like watching everyone in the show drive their own car that’s going 10 mph, so they have plenty of time to avoid collision and turn away, but instead they all end up running into each other and it’s a huge pile up and no one knows who to blame for this huge car crash and Hannibal is sitting on the sidewalk in a lawn chair drinking red wine and smirking to himself.
This comic store asshole guy today dissed Static Shock.
You can not like something and not be rude about it.
He had a stupid beard anyways.
putlocker my main bitch, sockshare my side bitch, gorillavid my 3am booty call
i see a lot of people spending time thinking about “who tops” in their otp when they should be thinking about
- who quotes twilight at the other person
- who appreciates cat videos more
- who spent a hellish summer working in the worst gamestop you can imagine
- who lets the other person win in ticklefights
- who chews on their pencil
- who’s the person who accidentally thinks of their grandparents one time while they’re making out and kills the mood
imagine bird people
imagine bird people pop groups and shit. wow. bird songs.
imagine bird people w/ syrinxes instead of larynxes so theyre able to sing two notes simultaneously
imagine bird people freaking out their non bird people friends because they start talking with two voices
Rubeus Remus Potter. You were named after the only two people at Hogwarts who seemed to give shit about me, because come on who else would I name you after? A verbally abusive dickbag who was in love with my mum and gave me shit all my life and someone who convinced a bunch of children that they needed to be soldiers? What kind of awful aspirations would that make you end up having? Come on son I’m not an idiot…
#bless this post
lets have phone sex over walkie talkies
"I’ll make you moan, over"
"bend what? over"